Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Damn That Bitch Pussy Tight

Welcome to TIGTH PUSSY & BIG DICKS, This blog was designed for all my fellow freaks looking to have good laugh or orgasm. Please be prepared to see Sexual Pictures, Porn, Sex Jokes, Sex Stories and Erotic Stories. Its all about having fun with sex, play with yourself a little lol. If you can't handle a little Pussy or  Dick PLEASE LEAVE NOW. To all my freaks please enjoy....

NOW LET'S GET NASSSTTTYYY



OPEN YOUR MOUTH LET ME PUT IT IN..............



SEX JOKES

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.

Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins !







THIS WEEKEND I WAS FLASHED BY THIS LITTLE DICK FOOL...............HE SAID "I'M HARD FOR YOU BABY"